Tonight’s dining pleasure was standard fare cookie cutter Chinese food.
I could probably eat Chinese food almost every day, even this low-grade substandard stuff. Mmm, taste that MSG! Tonight’s repertoire was roast pork with broccoli, an egg roll, chicken teriyaki skewers and that li’l adorable “some day I might be a BIG rice” thing of rice. I am very mad at them because they included no soy sauce and I am out of it. Isn’t it required by law that they throw some in there?
Please ignore my dirty keyboard/desk/entire room.
Tonight’s fortune cookies: “Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.” …in bed. And “You should be able to undertake and complete anything.” …in bed. Thanks, statement/order cookies. I feel very enlightened.
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Tonight’s dining pleasure was standard fare cookie cutter Chinese food.

I could probably eat Chinese food almost every day, even this low-grade substandard stuff. Mmm, taste that MSG! Tonight’s repertoire was roast pork with broccoli, an egg roll, chicken teriyaki skewers and that li’l adorable “some day I might be a BIG rice” thing of rice. I am very mad at them because they included no soy sauce and I am out of it. Isn’t it required by law that they throw some in there?

Please ignore my dirty keyboard/desk/entire room.

Tonight’s fortune cookies: “Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it.” …in bed. And “You should be able to undertake and complete anything.” …in bed. Thanks, statement/order cookies. I feel very enlightened.

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